Welcome to the place of wee hooses, mostly small movable ones, like the one I’ll be talking aboot next; a tough old broad of a caravan, made by Scottish company Thomson Caravans some time after 1963. We collected her today. She’d been resting down the road from us. Must check with J. how long she’d been there.
I saw her a week ago as we drove past. Well I must have seen her every day as we passed on our way to Mbank but never noticed her until we started thinking that we were never going to be able to build that dacha next to the pond and mebbe a wee vintage caravan might be a better plan. I started browsing ebay, checking out classifieds, we were thinking about a 60 mile round trip to check a not great sounding one and all the time she’d been there.
I saw a distinctive set of switchback curves and an angular roof that marked her out as a bit more interesting then the average modern van with their bland, rounded, smoothed contours, like the one she was sitting next to in fact. Next thing G. mentions that he has bought a caravan. He’d gone round and had a chat with F & J who were happy that the van might go somewhere. She’d been very useful where she was, storing stuff for the agricultural show but at some point they were going to have to move a few things and so…
We were all a bit anxious as to whether or not we could break her out of her cradle of undergrowth and bits and pieces. The jack legs went up like a dream. We backed up the land rover and all 4 of us managed to lift up the hitch but it wouldn’t sit down onto the towball. We stood around, soaking the latch with 3-in-1 and WD40 and other lubricants of personal choice. I got my keys out and scraped away the gunk. F. worked away at it with a hammer and metal bar. I was gettin nervous and J. and I wondered if leaving it soaking overnight in its oily stuff might be a bit better than my vision of the handle snappin off but no. It worked.
Next thing was getting her rolling. I was ready to shove her along but quietly and cautiously she edged out of her undergrowth nest. One tire fine, bit soft, the other much softer and me anxious about damaging the wheel rim. Both me and J. a bit worried about the bit of the short journey that involved crossing the big road (well not that big but fowk race along it…). J. saw us off their patch but when I looked back I could see her standing in the road in her red jumper and pink wellies waiting to see if we’d made it. Not that crazy as once when she’d been moving a van the tow sheared off at the end of a very long, very narrow, historic bridge. She’d called on E.M; metalworking master of Btown to come out with a pack and weld it in the middle of the road. So. No pressure then. I got out of the landy to signal when the road was absolutely clear and we went.. I looked back at J. and gave her the thumbs up and jumped back in.
Ah but she is a star that van. No probs at all and 30 seconds later we rolled into the steading yard and parked her back and she was fine. More later but just to say credit to J., she knows how to leave a van. It might look like Fungus the Bogeyman’s holiday home from the outside and have a few patches and pinches to do but she rolled out of at least 10 years of brambles, nettles and inevitable coalyard stuff and on to her new home without a creak of complaint. Thank you F. & J. for our lovely wee (well actually not as wee as we thought), van; Willow Rosenberg .